I hate being home alone sometimes. You just get left with naught but your thoughts for company.
what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful
❝ I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.
me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings